If You Were President, What Programs Would You Invent??
Question by WORD UP G: If you were President, what programs would you invent??
IF I WERE PRESIDENT…50 ACTS OF LIBERATING LEGISLATION
1.Legalize marijuana—War on weed is a colossal failure
2.“War on Dictators”—Special op forces take out our deadliest of enemies
3.Stop playing “world police”—Removal of all troops from foreign shores
4.Aid to peaceful countries—Reward positive world behavior
5.Food/financial embargoes for hostile countries—Punish negative world behavior
6.“Strike Back at Racism” Initiative—Double sentences for “hate crimes”
7.End all homelessness—Provide affordable housing for those less fortunate
8.“Second Chance Program”—Non-violent criminals get to choose (Military vs. jail time)
9.“Stop Animal Abuse”—Double sentences/fines/officers on streets
10.End of pork barrel spending—Remove “monkey mating in the wild” research programs
11.Sign Kyoto Pact—why are we the only “civilized” country ignoring global warming??
12.“Fine Freaks” Program—Restitution vs. jail time for non-violent criminals
13.Loss of Congressional perks—removal of corruption in the political arena
14.End of convict “freebies”—stop giving college educations to crooks
15.Raise standards of correctional facilities—end prison rioting
16.“Release” Program—cut non-violent criminal sentences in half
17.Island Time—Violent criminals will be dropped on island like savages
18.Universal Health Care—free alternative medical health clinics
19.Health Vouchers—Funding for alternative healthcare
20.Grocery Vouchers–$ 100 food cards every month for each $ 5000 ($ 15,000 cap)
21.Flat tax—17% flat tax (all income brackets pay same amount)
22.Alternative Health ads on television—advertisement 24-7 for a healthier world
23.Fiscal conservatism—Slash 5% off budget of every Federal/State program (except social programs which are typically under-funded)
24.Cigarette/alcohol tax—10% luxury tax
25.Gas gift cards–$ 500 every year for driving a fuel conscious car (30mph or higher for highway mileage)
26.Federal relief—expansion of funds for storm areas
27.Junk food tax—10% luxury tax
28.Fully funded social programs—50% increase for child/elderly/animal/art programs
29.Presidential veto—Federal AND state budgeting
30.Peaceful alliances—reward peaceful countries with low interest financial loans
31.Food/trade embargoes—Countries engaged in civil war/civil unrest
32.Refugee Program—populate all mid-western states
33.Immediate deportation—All illegal immigrants/save slow bleed of welfare program
34.House arrest—all non-violent criminals eligible
35.Vice crimes—all prostitution & gambling
36.“Up the Ante” Program—Double time for cocaine/heroin pushers
37.“Uncouth Youth” Initiative—Military or jail time (21 or younger)
38.Community Time Program—Half sentence for community hours
39.Marijuana Tax—10% luxury tax
40.Gun ownership—10% luxury tax on all handgun sales
41.Handgun Ban—Only licensed hunters allowed to purchase
42.End War on Drugs—Provide alternative health clinics (addicts)
43.“Do Crime, Double the Time”—Violent offenders
44.Public Executions—Give bloodthirsty public reality tv (PPV)
45.“Three Strikes & You’re Out Game”—3 appeals max (death row)
46.Compassionate spending—prioritize social programs
47.“Right to be Free” Program–$ 100 fee to become US citizen
48.“Child Abuse No More” Initiative—Double sentence for abusers
49.“Environmental Cleanup” Initiative—$ 500 fines for local abuse
50.“Speed & Alcohol Kill” Initiative–$ 500 fines (20mph over speed limit/breaking BAC laws for states)
Best answer:
Answer by sur2124
um…some of these contradict each other. But other than that these are worthy goals, you should e-mail them to your local congressman or congresswomen
Answer by rat—[email protected]
If all of your initiatives were passed we would have to change the name of this country to “Liberalhellia”!
You have got to be the head of the American Bar Association or the ACLU, because the amount of regulation you will have caused would make the population 80% Regulators and Lawyers!
LMFAO-A few good ideas, but you left reality with about 90% of the stuff!
We do need the Government to expand the Medical programs the Military has to alliviate the load from un-insured and illegals on the private practice, and regulation of the (Very Un-)controlled substances!
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